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By Mark Twain, Edgar Allan Poe, O. Henry, Elliott Flower, Ellis Parker Butler, Charles Battell Loomis, Wallace Irwin, George Randol

From Mark Twain to O. Henry, from Saki to Washington Irving—The vintage Humor Megapack reels in not less than forty five vintage brief tales and poems absolute to amuse. learn and laugh!

Included are:

THE STRIKE of 1, by way of Elliott Flower


A DOUBLE-DYED DECEIVER, by means of O. Henry

LAURA, through Saki

TEETH IS the teeth, by way of Ellis Parker Butler

ARAMINTA AND the car, via Charles Battell Loomis


ESPECIALLY males, through George Randolph Chester

THE ANGEL OF THE bizarre, by way of Edgar Allan Poe

THE SIEGE OF DJKLXPRWBZ, via Ironquill (poem)

THE SCHOOLMASTER’S growth, by means of Caroline M.S. Kirkland

THE WATKINSON night, through Eliza Leslie

THE MILLIONAIRES, by way of Max Adeler

THE depraved ZEBRA, through Frank Roe Batchelder (poem)

TITBOTTOM’S SPECTACLES, by means of George William Curtis

MY DOUBLE; and the way HE UNDID ME, by means of Edward Everett Hale

A stopover at TO THE ASYLUM FOR elderly AND DECAYED PUNSTERS, through Oliver Wendell Holmes

AS stable AS A PLAY, by way of Horace E. Scudder

THE purple twine, by means of Ellis Parker Butler

WANTED—A prepare dinner, by means of Alan Dale

MRS. JOHNSON, by way of William Dean Howells


UNSATISFIED craving, via R. okay. Munkittrick (poem)

WOUTER VAN TWILLER, through Washington Irving

THE stories OF THE A.C., by way of Bayard Taylor


ELDER BROWN’S BACKSLIDE, by way of Harry Stillwell Edwards

THE resort event OF MR. purple FLUKER, by means of Richard Malcolm Johnston

THE great humans, via Henry Cuyler Bunner

THE BULLER-PODINGTON COMPACT, by way of Frank R. Stockton



AN night MUSICALE, via might Isabel Fisk

BARGAIN DAY AT TUTT apartment, by means of George Randolph Chester

THE LITTLE FRENCHMAN AND HIS WATER plenty, through George Pope Morris

THE GRAMMATICAL BOY, by way of invoice Nye

A name, through Grace MacGowan Cooke

HOW THE WIDOW gained THE DEACON, by means of William James Lampton

THE innovations OF THE fool, via John Kendrick Bangs

THE chicken, via Saki

THREE males IN a ship (To Say not anything of the Dog), by means of Jerome okay. Jerome

WHO DO you think that DID IT? by means of Stephen Leacock

OLD POLKA DOT’S DAUGHTER, through invoice Nye


THE GOLFER’S RUBÁIYÁT, by means of H. W. Boynton (poem)

And don't omit to go looking this booklet shop for "Wildside Megapack" to determine the entire entries within the Megapack sequence -- together with volumes of technological know-how fiction, myth, horror, secret, westerns, classics, and lots more and plenty, even more!

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