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By Steve Aylett, Jeremy C. Shipp, Bradley Sands, Jordan Krall, Andersen Prunty

There is a new style emerging from the underground. Its identify: BIZARRO. For years, readers were inquiring for a class of fiction devoted to the bizarre, loopy, cult facet of storytelling that has develop into a staple within the movie (with administrators reminiscent of David Lynch, Takashi Miike, Tim Burton, or even Lloyd Kaufman) yet has been mostly missed within the literary global, formerly. The Bizarro Starter equipment beneficial properties brief novels and tale collections by way of ten of the prime authors within the bizarro style: Ray Fracalossy, Jeremy C. Shipp, Jordan Krall, Mykle Hansen, Andersen Prunty, Eckhard Gerdes, Bradley Sands, Steve Aylett, Christian TeBordo, and Tony Rauch.

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